Have you ever seen Superman so tiny on a cover before? And apparently unable to fly for some reason? At the other end of the spectrum, J’onn looks like he’s getting his Twyla Tharp on. Good on ya, J’onn, don’t forget the jazz hands.
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I’m really hoping there’s a comic out there featuring a smarmy chef teaming up with a well-meaning but bumbling baseball player to search for the missing nose bridge of a Hollywood starlet. This may be as close as we get.
First page and J’onn is STILL at it! That’s right, J’onn! Play to the cheap seats! Emote! EMOTE HARDER
Diana’s acting concerned, but she’s secretly thrilled, you can tell by the way she’s thinking that sentence.
Once again, the Flash: fast enough to circle the globe in a second, not fast enough to prevent himself from falling into a trap.
Or would Flash use his super-speed to simply run across its surface, which he has shown he can easily do? Turns out: nope. Oh! Oh! Or would he use his ability to vibrate his molecules so fast he can phase right through solid matter? Nu-uh. I can’t remember how they actually get out of this, because it’s too boring to keep in my brain box.
But hey, speaking of archery:
“Lightnings”? And is it just me, or is J’onn saying this to GL somewhat reproachfully? As though he didn’t have his OWN stupid weakness? And hey, it’s about time for THAT to show up…
I’m a little confused by Green Arrow’s eye mask. From the side, there’s no white bits. From the front, there they are.
Also, yet another misunderstanding for a whole issue that could’ve been easily avoided by Arrow yelling “THEY’RE ROBOTS, GUYS”.
If you’re using fishhooks on the ends of your arrows to catch fish, remember you can just SHOOT THE FISH WITH AN ARROW.
There’s probably a reason you’ve never heard of Clyde Beatty and the Cole Brothers. But hey, Superman endorses them, so I’m sure they’re legit.
Looked sharp, yes, but Timmy learned the true meaning of ‘sharp’ when he stacked it trying to leap his best friend in the high school parking lot and gave himself a premature shave with the jagged remains of the windshield.
That kid on the right? Steve Jobs. Don’t ever let them tell you he got those amazing ideas all on his own.
And that’s it for today’s Comics Breakdown! Join us on Wednesday for a brand-new title! What’ll it be? You think I’m gonna tell YOU? What’m I, your mother?