Steve-O shows just enough self-awareness to know he’s done wrong, but not enough to not have done it.
So, to recap: Freddy here has made off with Diana’s magic lasso, which compels people to do what the holder wants.
Normally, Diana LOVES to be arrested. I’m not even kidding. Future episodes will reveal this. Guess you better stick around to see ’em!
Diana, displaying the nonchalant “not my problem” that Peter Parker did when he let that gunman go by… and look what happened to him! Diana! You should know better!
Okay… okay. First, is Mint saying non-beautiful girls are okay to throw down a mine shaft? And second, is Diana jealous?
Cripes, Mint, you JUST MET. I know you took a blow to the head, but please! KIDS are reading this! Get her to sign a pre-nup first!
This being the 1940s, the anti-Japanese sentiment is explicable. But knowing Marston’s kink predilections, is he making this Japanese villain his mouthpiece in a weird way?
That’s a really weird comment, Diana. “Too lazy to jump”? You don’t think they just weren’t agile enough to do it?
You’re… going to sneak attack American ships? I don’t think “do a Pearl Harbor” means what you think it means, Diana.
Aphrodite gets her love energy any way she possibly can.
And that’s Wonder Woman #1! Wednesday we’ll be doing something a little different. We genuinely love comics; that’s what this site’s all about! So rather than mockery, we’ll be taking a look at some great comic stuff! Stay tuned!