This cover is making some unwarranted assumptions. How does IT know how I like my fantasy? Pfuh, well, I NEVER
Oh, right, the Hulk. Lookit ‘im! That’s Mark Ruffalo, right? And this has got to be the most mild-mannered Hulk we’ve ever seen. He looks dyspeptic. Maybe next time use a more fearsome shot, huh?
Blah blah blah, radiation’s SO DANGEROUS, ooh, look out. More than half the heroes in the Marvel Universe owe their powers to radiation, so kindly take it back a notch, Igor.
Also, Unearthed has seen a large number of Jack Kirby comics, and from a rendering standpoint, they all look quite different from each other. I’m going to assume this is Kirby inking himself, but you’d hardly know it’s him from this panel, yeah?
That’s right, the Hulk’s first color was grey! And he’s… not THAT huge. Also, I’ve seen that surly look on my teen’s face when I ask him to take out the garbage.
“Got to… fight it! Must… warn… others!”
So begins the origin of the Hulk. But there’s more to come, so please join us on Friday for the — hold on, one last ad.
You don’t see too many ads written in the Second Person. What is this, the world’s shortest Choose Your Own Adventure?