So, let’s just jump right into the action, like the Hulk is doing here. Loki’s planned an elaborate revenge scheme against his half-brother Thor, and it’s so intricate it’s bound to fail.
Here it seems Hulk can change direction mid-jump, which is a superpower you never see mentioned these days. Shame. Also, apparently he can’t just land, which makes sense if you’re a ton of green monster dropping from a great height. But you can’t have realism AND superpowers, Stan! YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD
Here’s the first example of Hank Pym being some kind of He-Man Woman Hater, but it’s far from the last.
And now, another ad:
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Here’s ol’ Tony Stark, putting on the rest of his armor. Apparently it goes rigid when electrical current is applied to it, but then, don’t we all?
In case you’re confused, that’s the Hulk under that clown makeup. He’s in hiding. Because nothing’s less threatening than a gigantic, super-strong green clown.
WHAT’RE THESE BROKEN SQUARES THEY GOTS FER SALE? I AIN’T NEVER SEEN THE LIKE! MAN, THESE FUNNYBOOKS’LL SELL ANYTHING!
Okay, I know it’s the purview of this series to make fun of comics, but I genuinely love the form, so I’m also gonna call out cool stuff. This inventive action sequence is pure Kirby. We know that Stan Lee wrote dialogue and basic plot points; he wouldn’t have detailed this panel-by-panel.
I love this kind of back and forth stuff! Attack, counter, with every action narrated by the characters themselves, in case you couldn’t figure out what your eyes were telling you.
Anyway, at some point the heroes corral Loki, who becomes radioactive as a last-ditch attempt to avoid capture. And Hank Pym, scientist extraordinaire, points out that his clever plan only worked because Loki stood on some kind of trap door that no one bothered to signal to us, the readers, ahead of time. So that one I think we can lay at Stan Lee’s feet.
Hey, I like Stan Lee. I’m just saying that he’s not a genius plotter.
What are they… avenging, exactly? Also, thanks for that unnecessary addition, Iron Man. You’re an inventor, not a wordsmith, we get it. Hulk, nice job with the Mr. T reference.
Finally, one last spate of ads:
First, is no one copyediting this? All OVER the place. Second, I know “it was a different time” probably applies here, but that shot of a guy hypnotizing a woman to fall asleep as he hovers over her bed: not a good look.
And is this guy saying I’ll only be popular and wanted by hypnotizing people into liking me?
4 chartered accountants
6 deflated Thanksgiving Day Parade floats
10 Bazooka Joemen
4 Marky Marksmen
8 Orcs from Central Casting
2 Absolute units
1 half-melted figurine that QC really should’ve caught
If you know just 20 people, you still know more people than I do *sob* I’m so lonely
Anyhow, that’s today’s Comics Breakdown! Tomorrow we’ll check out issue #2 of The Avengers! Quake in your boots, True Believers, because it’s ON!